Bra Power: Give me a bra and I'll save the world

Two curious and nice proposals for ecological bras: to recycle the sticks, the other to power the i-pod.

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Men think of nothing else. The marketer knows that when he runs out of ideas or wants to play it safe, he places a couple in plain sight and that's it. Even TV is well aware of it, and it doesn't skimp on even the most unsuspected broadcasts. You got it right ... we are talking about female breasts. After hours spent hunched over their drawing tables, even the most attentive designers to our dear Planet have come to the same conclusion. As you would say with great subtlety… “let's use the boobs”. Technically what is used is the bra which, by transitive property, always leads there. There are two curious green proposals.

The first is distinctly Asian. For us, perhaps the problem is very little but, with a pinch of environmental altruism and a more international mentality, it is easy to understand the constant damage that Japan, China and related nations cause to forests. It is in their culture to use wooden chopsticks instead of our cutlery. As a tradition it is quite fascinating, especially for those who have the rice feast of Ataru Moroboshi in the cartoon “Lum” in the collective imagination, but it is clear that studying a way to use these tools in the best possible way is a must. And here the good bra comes to the rescue. It has been studied and marketed an ecological model that has pockets in which to carry your own chopsticks to reuse them if necessary and always have them close at hand. This would decrease all the production of restaurants and bars, at least for the female universe. The Japanese produce and market it Triumph International, the same company that created the solar bra which we have already mentioned in the guide to eco-sex. We're not really sure this bra chopstick holder represents a form of hygienically perfect recycling, especially in summer times when the body gets hot. Certainly in a country that even boasts a market for used panties, the chopsticks that have "rested" under a beautiful woman's breast will be snapped up.

The second ecological concept has perhaps a more serious foundation. Vabbeh, serious up to a certain point. It comes from San Francisco, precisely from the writer Adrienne So. It seems that genius has come up with a futuristic bra with an electric wire and a dynamo inside. Everything starts from a happy intuition. Wind and water, through their movement, generate electricity. Even the girls up front generate movement over the course of a day and it would be a shame to waste that goodness… electricity, of course. L'energy released in 24 hours can in fact recharge an I-pod or a mobile phone and sorry if it is not enough. Physics teaches us that the greater the mass, the greater the energy generated.

While waiting for Carmen Russo and Pamela Anderson to become the owners of Acea, we invite all the fair sex to reflect on this nice way to save on bills. Who knows that in the future a breast enhancement will not be considered an electric enhancement.

Luca Bussoletti