Len and Bob on the Royal Wedding

It was one of those nights.

The Cubs trailed 7-0 in the first inning.Thank goodness for the Cubs broadcast crews, who helped ease the pain with their banter.

Hendry Memoirs Would Be a Real Page Turner

According to the Tribune's Paul Sullivan, a fake press release was inserted with the game day media notes in the Miller Park press box Friday describing a fictional book authored by Jim Hendry.

The Rosenbloom Report

His takes on Uncle Lou, Big Z and Teddy Baseball this morning:

Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd

Compare and contrast.

The Hollywood Cubs

Re-creating the Cubs predicament for the big screen.

Santo States The Obvious

We regularly criticize the work of Ron Santo. He is often unprepared and oblivious to what is happening on the field. But you have to find a spot in your heart for someone who doesn't always take himself so seriously.

The BP Crosstown Cup Comedy Series

The jokes (almost) write themselves.

Lucky Byrd A Family Guy

Sign spotted at Wrigley on Tuesday night: "Have you heard? Byrd is the word." Featuring Peter Griffin in a Cubs jersey.

And Execs For Each Keep Getting Bonuses

Collateral damage from Stephen Colbert's defense of Goldman Sachs: