The Rosenbloom Report

His takes on Uncle Lou, Big Z and Teddy Baseball this morning:

* "Good Morning, Carlos Zambrano. Had a good bullpen session. Threw 25 pitches and two hissy fits."

* "Carlos Zambrano completed his anger-management course. When do the Cubs complete their enabling-management classes?"

* "Ted Lilly is pitching well enough to get traded, but not well enough to get the Cubs in the race."

* "The MLB Network series The Club debuts Sunday night. The show goes back to White Sox spring training, which means it's old and has little bearing on what happens now. Sort of like Lou Piniella."