Uncle Lou Named To Ministry of Funny Walks

"Piniella was asked Tuesday what can be done to speed up the pace of games," Paul Sullivan reports in the Tribune.

How 'bout Lou walking in a straight line to the pitcher's mound when he makes his visits - and acting like he's in a hurry to get that pitcher out of there. You could finish a crossword puzzle from the time it takes Lou to leave the dugout to when he actually reaches the mound.

And what ever happened to this idea?