A&I Odds

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Cubs win World Series: 40-1

Uncle Lou finally gives birth: 4-1

Crane Kenney caught in sex scandal: 6-1

Pop fly lands on A-Ram's head: 6-1

Blago added to bullpen: 3-1

Uncle Lou blames injuries: 2-1

Goat sacrificed by Norwegian death metal band during guest 7th-inning stretch: 20 to 1

A zany and lovable media grandfather dies without seeing a championship: Even

Over/Under
Soriano body parts injured: 3

Average time of Lou's trips to the mound: 3 minutes

Days before disenchantment with Rudy Jaramillo sets in: 45

Soriano's average: .255

Zambrano wins: 13

Xavier Nady plate appearances: 150

Propositions
Out of division race: Before/After August 15

Out of wildcard race: Before/After September 15

First streaker: Before/After June 1

First fan jumping out of the bleachers: Before/After June 15

Raining, frogs: Before/After July 1

Raining, blood: Before/After July 2

Raining, empty beer cups: Before/After May 15

Lou slips into retirement coma: Before/After July 30

Odds of other 1969 Cubs getting statues . . .

Ron Santo: 5-1

Fergie Jenkins: 22-1

Randy Hundley: 38-1

Glenn Beckert: 50-1

Don Kessinger: 72-1

Jim Hickman: 90-1

Ken Holtzman: 100-1

Bill Hands: 125-1

Dick Selma: 133-1

Phil Regan: 142-1

Willie Smith: 150-1

Don Young: 300-1

Jimmy Qualls: 350-1

Paul Popovich: 400-1

Ken Rudolph: 500-1

Ted Abernathy: 1000-1